pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

  • sext: i got you tickets for the san diego comic con

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

lumos5001:

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?

“Listen, what I said before John, I meant it. I don’t have friends; I’ve just got one.”-Sherlock

sassduck:

made-of-starlight-x3:

Taylor Swift has been in the music industry for 8 years and her biggest scandal was dating your favorite band member. If that’s the worst thing she’s done, I think she’s doing pretty good.

8 YEARS ARE YOU SERIOUS?? HOW OLD AM I? WHAT YEAR IS IT?

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  • me in the winter: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside
  • me in the summer: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside

angrynerdyblogger:

Imagine Muggleborns having patronuses that represent something from Muggle culture that they feel protected by. A shy Hufflepuff with a Pikachu patronus. A Slytherin who’s really nervous because of all the stuff in the past and they’re Muggleborn but they cast a patronus and it’s one of the Game of Thrones dragons. A Gryffindor being the talk of the common room because of their Jaeger patronus. A Ravenclaw with a comic obsession finding out their patronus is the Hulk.

doctor who meme → ten episodes [4/10] 

↳ season 4 episode 1 partners in crime

It’s my honour.

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